See Mike Pence Live!
1 min readOct 5, 2016
Following his debate success and electoral failure, Mike Pence will embark on a speaking tour. Get your tickets now to….
Donald Trump Never Said That
Why Jesus Loves Fetuses and Hates Babies
OJ Didn’t Do It
That Dude Needs to Be in the Girls Bathroom Because He Started with Lady Parts
George Wallace Never Said That
Why Jesus Loves Rich People and Hates Lepers
How to Get Hair Like Me and John Slattery
The Real Housewives of New Jersey Never Said That
When Gay People Are Happy, Jesus Is Sad
Refugees Are Scary
I Swear I Did This Because Donald Trump Would Be a Good President and Not Because I Would Lose My Reelection Bid in Indiana and Wanted to Set Myself Up for 2020
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